This Updated Life

I love how I am the only person posting when there are technically 2 others that SHOULD be contributing.

No matter....some changes have happened in quick succession that I feel are important to note.

Friday. I lost my job.  Now, let me start by saying that I was hired pon June 27th of 2011, and have been actively looking for another job since July 2011. Yeah, the job was THAT BAD!  It was horrible and I would never wish a position there on my worst enemy.  The CEO is a liar, a cheat, cheap, and just an all around sleezy person.  There were a LOT Of ethical issues I found going on there, as well as a LACK of concern about the employees as people.

That being said-- while I am SO glad to be out and will be receiving unemployment to help me get by, I am a little freaked out about just getting by.  I FIRMLY believe that things happen for a reason, and so I know that a better position will be coming my way shortly.

Saturday. 'A' came into town!  She is one of the three authors of this blog!  She came in from China and visited LA for the first time!  She was only here for a few hours but nonetheless it was great to see a friendly face in all the crazy that was going on!

Monday. Im getting on it!  Im not about to just sit around and do nothing during this time.  I need to get a job, get my house together, and get going on organizing and making the best out of my life at the moment. Sunday night I had a great and very long conversation with a friend and we have agreed that in America- is it really the land of opportunity? The economy is in the shitter- its ridiculously expensive to purchase a home, (let alone build which is something that I have always dreamed of) and it just feels like things arent really getting all that much better-- at least not good enough for me to want to stick around any longer.  I want to win the lotto and travel for a while. That would be a dream come true.

Anyway.  I am trying to remain positive throughout all of this-- should be interesting to see how long it lasts.  Good thing is that because everything is so bad, I do have friends to hang out with!

B

My Dream Last Night...

Let me start by saying, Im totally psychic. Not in the traditional,ooooo I can tell your future just by touching you-- or oooo I talk to dead people.  No no, nothing like that. I can tell my own future, but not with ridiculous clarity. 
Let me explain.  I get deja vu.  'Oh, well I get that too...' you might be saying. NOPE SORRY YOU DONT, not like I do. 
I get deja vu- 3 times (it has considerably increased as I have gotten older)--so whats the French equivalent to that?. As in, "Crap, I've done this twice before" yeah, its actually a little annoying to see your future self participate in random actions to only have them make sense in a non-magical way without unicorns or rainbows or fairies, or singing nymphs. Reality can suck it.
Anyway- because of this my dreams are vivid and I often remember them, the feelings that they generate, the emotion that is there, the tension, the wind on my skin, yeah I can often times wake up and still BE there with pretty good clairty.

So last nights dream......

I owned a motorcycle. Not just any motorcycle-- AN AMERICAN FLAG motorcycle. Take that commies! My helmet was pure white with sparkles so that my white helmet would BLIND you if you looked directly at me.
I remember riding as a form of therapy.

Side note: never have i ever... ridden a motorcycle-- not driving or riding-- take a drink if you have!  

I can recall the need to be on this bike-- the urgency that I would feel when I needed to ride. It was uncomfortable at best.  Also, I was a lot reckless and would do stunts like going on my front wheel.

There was this woman that I knew-- and she was having a hard time, and I just remember needing to ride because of her situation. That I felt so helpless in regards to her.  For some reason it was important that I internalize her issues.  She wasnt anyone that I currently know-- that I can recall.... 

Yeah-- thats about it. And you are welcome-- for that little insight into the psyche that is me!

The Republican Platform

I say we start glitter bombing republicans in droves. Glitter bomb yo ass until you leave my vagina OUT YOUR MOUTH and OFF YOUR PLATFORM! Glitter bomb yo ass until you STOP butting into who other people love and worry about SATISFYING your own wife-- bc i promise you-- she goes through batteries quicker than you go through your secret gay lovers. #justsayin

 For those that dont know, the republicans had a panel discussion on women's bodies (Im still confused as to WHY this is even an issue) and they had NOT ONE WOMAN SPEAK! It was all men! Um excuse me SIR, get your platform OUT of my vagina. It doesnt like you. Then when they bring in ONE woman, they DONT want to allow it to be broadcast over TV like their discussion was!

My guess is that they were denied good pussy and therefore have a HUGE vendetta against them. They are all closeted gays anyway-- so this KIND of makes sense, except that gays no better than to go there.  They appreciate your breasts and keep it pushin.

Our country is making less and less sense these days.  Politics is becoming more and more scary and irrational.  Issues such as gay marriage and women's bodies are suddently coming before things like THE FACT THAT CHINA OWNS US, the fact that we are KILLING THE PLANET (I blame the baby boomers for that shit), NOBODY has a job, and Social Security will be GONE by the time that this generation gets there. 

 We need to wake up.  We are headed for disaster.  

OBAMA 2012-- Hes a sexy black ninja President who ends wars, gets the bad guy-- THE FIRST TIME-- and looks DAMN good while doing it-- not to mention is helping the poor and trying to get this country on its feet by providing jobs, and giving us healthcare that the REST of the world already participates in.

Welcome to We Three Corners

WELCOME TO HELL!

Whoops-- meant welcome to our blog.  The blog about nothing in particular and everything under the sun. Like the state of tingly confusion you are currently in? Might pee your pants just a little?  Then stay tuned.

Im B. I live in Los Angeles, and cant wait to get my resume to a place where I dont have to.  LA men are the worst-- THE WORST.  But what I am realizing is that chilvary is not only dead, but Satan is torturing it as we speak.  Clearly, I am single. Not sure if I am up to mingling though-- its pretty whack out there for an independent, highly educated, focused woman. 

Men LOVE to play games, and quite simply put-- Im just no good at them.  I have fantastic communications skills and as a developed species I am confused at why men cant simply communicate like humans instead of acting like apes and gesturing wildly one moment, throwing their poop at you the next, then cuddling up to you in the final.

Its called a mind-fuck and its unnecessary and just plain mean. And frankly, you can take your games, and shove them because I dont believe in playing games when it comes to relationships-- got enough of that from my family, and I wont be voluntarily bringing the drama into my life. Im funny enough.

Anyway-- my 2012 goals are to get fit, get a new job, and furnish my new apartment.  I have nothing in that place that was my own until my recent housewarming party.  I need to nest the shit outta that place and its about to be AMAZING.  Now if only I could have greater capital-- then I would be SET!

Enjoy the rantings the ravings, the hilarious stories and the perspective of young professional women just-- le sigh-- trying to get by...